You want to avoid a lot of stress in your life? When someone says, "I didn’t sleep a wink all night," don’t argue.
My health has down turned and I had a bad night. I might have slept a wink, I don’t know. It sure doesn’t feel like it. Thankfully, I now live with my Mom, who nods in complete sympathy and offers me a cup of tea whenever I have a night when I didn’t sleep a wink.
This is in complete contrast to any of my ex-boyfriends and some of my doctors, who would argue with me whenever I said, "I didn’t sleep a wink." Today, I even came across a self-help book that argued that there is no such thing as people not sleeping a wink all night, so don’t complain to your doctor or your ex-boyfriend about not sleeping a wink because you’re lying.
Quick tip, gentle readers — if someone ever says to you, "I didn’t sleep at all last night", believe them. It’ll make your life and the life of the incredibly cranky person in front of you a lot easier.









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